I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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