she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
it's like iHOP with fire
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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