I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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