i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
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