**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I don't know. I just have an affinity for nudity when I'm drunk.
How the hell am I supposed to tell that to a group of eight year olds?! It was three in the afternoon for fucks sake!
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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