South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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