Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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