why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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