I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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