Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
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