We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
I have so many feelings about this burrito
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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