I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize