my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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