I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
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