Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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