But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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