Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Holy sore nipples Batman
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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