Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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