she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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