just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
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