I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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