Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
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