how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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