So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Randomize
