well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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