Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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