Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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