just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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