I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
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