Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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