i don't like sucking hair
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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