I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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