He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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