so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
