no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Also, apparently I'm only coherent when I'm drunk sexting. And then I'm grammatically perfect and impressively eloquent.
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