Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
I want to fling myself into the sun
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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