Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
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