You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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