I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Hello Officers/Paramedics, judging by last night, my friend is dead. The money in his pockets is mine, he owed me. Please send me directions to whichever morgue/strip club for pick up.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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