You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
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