yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
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