I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Did we literally take a cab across the street
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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