just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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