AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
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