David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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