also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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