I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Success! We fucked roommates!
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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