hotel room ftw
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
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