We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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