OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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