The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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