He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
i out mim tonsoeep
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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