Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
You poured sparks in your panties and NOW you're wondering why you have a UTI?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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