Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
bikini waxes are so much more painful when you know you're not getting laid
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Just pee around me
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
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